Wednesday, May 28, 2008

Worst Album Covers...Ever!

I saw these this morning and laughed out loud. The Chicago Tribune ranked the 50 worst album covers of all time. Here are some of my favorites along with my comments...

I wish my brother, George, was here...
(You mean there was a 'volume 1'?)


sadly, what came next was foster edwards' funeral
after the guitar player mistook him for a mouse and
beat him to death with the les paul.


the drummer was a real ass...


after being excommunicated from the amish order for the use of electric instruments, the 'electric amish' replaced their drummer and released their first protestant album...


wayne was gunned down by the east coast rap mafia.
although this was his one and only release,
this brave pioneer paved the way for Willie Tyler & Lester.


danger, will robinson! danger!


shortly after this underground release, wayne newton
landed a record-setting sansabelt endorsement!


roger saved money by using old mug shots for his album cover


i'd rather not...


looks like someone's trying a little too hard to
convince the world that he truly is heterosexual


the macabre musical of 'freddie the friendly serial killer'


these gals truly can read music...


unfortunately, 'ole slim went bankrupt after unsuccessfully defending
lawsuits from both leo sayer and neal schon of 'journey'


tina turner hair - check; mr. t cross - check; mork from ork suspenders - check; rick james glasses - check; steal name from famous alien - check; grow prince-like mustache - check;
have aunt celia make me some rockin' seashell pants - check!

ah, the good 'ole days. nothing scars quite like
watching the old man play with his organ.


this bought each of these kids an extra five years
on the therapists' couch


the cast of 'a mighty wind'?

and my personal favorite...
(i really had to mullet over)

If you'd like to see all 50, click here.

1 comment:

Unknown said...

The pictures are funny. The little blurbs you've added...hilarious!